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Chapter Two: Bad Omens
Location, kind of a Thanksgiving Day parade new casters booth type thing. You know where you have two overly optimistic new casters constantly smiling and saying bad joke that make me want to hang myself. We have both a male and female newscaster (maybe both should have devil horns) sitting at a both with “obey” written in the middle of it.
Narrator- Broadcasting from the fiery pits of hell it’s your faithless channel 666 news team!
Dante- Coming up tonight we interview a hungry hobo who claims to be able to perform brain surgery using
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Religion and Robots
*We find Domestic Aquatic Avenger in his basement happily singing in what’s obviously women’s underwear, holding a laundry basket.*
DAA- “Why do you build me (build me up) buttercup baby just to let me down (let me down) and turn me around…”
???- BE SILENT!!
*We find a mole man type character, working on some sort of ridiculous vibration machine. DAA looks stern and impatient and mockingly.*
Mole man- I can stand the pathetic screechings of you surface dwellers NO LONGER! But soon the only sounds that
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Dr Seuss TributeSo you want to hear the story of Genghis Khan Schmidts?Dr Seuss Tribute
Well I’m not going to lie to you it’s really the pits.
He was born in this world with a gun in his hand
And by two and half he would march and not stand
Everyone wondered why his thoughts were so small and so square.
But not even his parents would ask, they just couldn’t dare.
You’d think he’d be happy living in the town, of the great Wazoo
Where Grabnars laid around preparing their blueberry stew
Where marshmallow bog beasts danced overflowing with smores And the ticker tock
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- Current Residence: Latveria
- Interests: Becoming the hands down master of the multiverse, and long walks on the beach
- Favourite movie: Batman Begins, and Grindhouse
- Favourite genre of music: Ska
- Favourite artist: Jack Kirby, Frank Quintly, Tim Sale, and Frank Miller
- Favourite poet or writer: Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Jeph Loeb, Mark Millar, Brian K. Vaughn, Bendis, Paul Dini and Joe Kelly
- Favourite game: Power Stone, Super Smash Brothers, Grandia
- Favourite gaming platform: N64
- Favourite cartoon character: Deadpool
- Personal Quote: "When the dead walk the earth is there no more room in hell or simply our hearts?"
- Tools of the Trade: Warped inhuman mind
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"Hate the Living, Love the Dead"
"I prefer the title of "cleaner of the gene-pool"
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"On the bright side, that means he likes you. On the dark side, he's been charged with a few sexual offences, so you'll probably want to keep your distance."
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~These could be the good old days~
Cover Page: Inking is finished; Robin and myself are having a contest over who can color it in photoshop better. You're the judge.
Lettering has yet to commence.
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